i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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