The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
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Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
You dont lie about slip and slides
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
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Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
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