I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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