Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
Randomize
