absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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