i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
if only i could text you this smell
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
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Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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