Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
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you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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