yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
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Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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