normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
so, she was so drunk she tried stabbing me with a corn dog stick
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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