chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
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You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
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so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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