my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
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remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
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I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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