What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Randomize
