Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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