Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
high people should be assigned attendants
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Randomize
