I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
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I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
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