Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
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some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
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I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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