i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
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IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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