Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
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we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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