The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Randomize