I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
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Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
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Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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