Kiss
Puke
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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