Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Dear god my vagina.
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