I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I think im going to throw up on grandma
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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