Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
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