talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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