Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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