Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
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yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
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i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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