i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
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You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
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He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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