im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
