Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
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