Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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