You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Its about making memories worth repressing
Michael Bay diarrhea
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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