Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
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My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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