Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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