Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
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I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
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