I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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