There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
you win again, gameday.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
He was supposed to visit me tonight but he decided to stop in Tacoma so now I'm sitting on my bed naked eating oranges and candy corn while I watch Parks and Rec.
Now I have to hook up with him tomorrow DURING THE DAY.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
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