He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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