Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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