I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
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I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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