Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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