Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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