I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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