My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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