she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
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