My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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