This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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