I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
it wasn't lemon gatorade
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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