Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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