I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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