i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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