I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
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