How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
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