I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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