I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
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It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
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I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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