I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
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Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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