My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
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Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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