I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
