Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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