But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
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